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women are very difficult to understand

If you kiss her,
You are not a gentleman
If you don't,
You are not a man


If you praise her,
She thinks you are lying
If you don't,
You are good for nothing


If you agree to all her likes,
You are a wimp
If you don't,
You are not understanding


If you visit her often,
She thinks you are boring
If you don't,
She accuses you of double-crossing



If you are well dressed,
She says you are a playboy
If you don't,
You are a dull boy


If you are jealous,
She says it's bad
If you don't,
She thinks you do not love her


If you attempt a romance,
She says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
She thinks you do not like her


If you are a minute late,
She complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
She says that's a girl's way



If you visit another man,
You're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"


If you kiss her once in a while,
She professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
She yells that you are taking advantage


If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
You lack ethics
If you do,
She thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction


If you stare at another woman,
She accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
She says that they are just admiring


If you talk,
She wants you to listen
If you listen,
She wants you to talk

  

:+:One Wrong Turn:+:

Sometimes someone may pass through our life,

And bring either joy or grief.

Sometime they seem so trustworthy,

We don't look close enough to see what's really beneath.

We will belive everytyhing they say..

Even when it's to good to be true

And everytime they say.."please believe me"

The only one left hurting will be you.

Some people have the ability,

To barge right into your heart.

Then turn away and just leave you there..

Not caring if they've ripped you apart.

After all the love they proclaim

To only realize it was never real

But, its too late, you've given your heart

And they could care less how you feel

Feeling like a fool, with a broken heart

From someone not worth the time.

It's hard to believe that just one person,

Could place so much hurt for you to find.

Guard your heart, and guard it well

Be careful you you give it to.

Because all it takes is one wrong turn..

And the only one left hurting, will be